poemfactory: personalised gift poems for all occasions

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Please provide details for your poem

Just fill in the form below and we will then contact you about payment, and any further customisation of the poem. If you have any questions, please mail us.

IMPORTANT: it takes 3 days on average to produce a poem, possibly more if your needs are complex. Also, please provide as much information as you can about the person the poem is for.

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Your details:
First name:*
Last name:*
Email address:*
Where did you hear about us?
e.g. Google:*
Shipping to:
(You don't have to submit these details now).
House number/ street:
City:
County/State:
Postcode/ZIP
Country:
Recipient character and details:
Please tell us something about the person who is to be the subject of the poem. In particular, you might like to mention:
Name (as it will appear in the poem):*
Age (if it is a birthday greeting or gift):
General physical appearance (fat, thin, bald, short, etc. - if relevant to the poem):
Any distinguishing details, physical or otherwise (warts? a stammer? bow legs? body odour?):* (This is required for us to get a feeling for the recipient.)
Please tell us a funny story about the person that you would like incorporating into the poem. Or an embarrassing moments. Or something nice they did maybe?* (This is required for us to get a feeling for the recipient.)
Occasion details:
Is the poem for this person's birthday? Retirement? Bar mitzvah? Or is there no occasion at all?*
By what date must the poem/item be delivered to you by?*
General:
Your own character description/assassination: ('Avril is a particularly miserable Canadian cow. That's about it.')
Specific details to mention:* (This is required for us to get a feeling for the recipient.)
Any other comments?
Offensiveness rating:
How offensive do you want it to be, exactly?* This is very important. In particular you must tell us whether you think explicit language would be inappropriate. Do you want your poem to offend the person we write it for, or just to make them laugh?
And finally...
I know it sounds like common sense, but please don't send us information about the subject that you don't want us to use, and also don't expect us always to use everything you send (unless you specifically request that we do). If there are things you think we must mention then please let us know what they are. The information you provide is to give us a rough idea of the character of the person the poem is for, not to provide a formula for the poem.

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